My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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