Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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