So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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