Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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