I accidentally had phone sex last night
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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