"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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