pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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