I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Randomize
