I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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