When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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