So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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