i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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