At least make sure they are 18
Why
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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