I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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