u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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