no, he came in my armpit
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't deserve a penis
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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