is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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