..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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