i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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