come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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