i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's just like the Real World with babies
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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