I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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