You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
