i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
