dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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