wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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