I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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