Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.