how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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