I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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Oh Jesus.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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