God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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