you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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