trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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