Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
