Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
please come you make the beer taste better
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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