But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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