Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
do nipples grow back?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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