This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
you made out with another girl for some wings
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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