woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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