So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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