Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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