Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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