How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
