Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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