Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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