Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She tied me up with her honor cords...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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