STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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