Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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