I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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