Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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