I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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