You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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