I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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