Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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