I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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