oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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