Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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